Friday, August 7, 2009

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See that chick ?! Her blog goes so hard , she makes it look easy . 
But anyways checkkk out her blog and ; 

Flavafoyoface.blogspot.com



follow ! 
follow ! 
follow !
 

Do that for me ! 

But anywaysssss . 

On to the nexttttt ! 

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

That's my babyyyy !

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See that phone ? I love it . It's officially my baby . 
Everytime you see me you gon see me on my phone . Either I'm texting , on myspace , or just calling ppl .

I could go on and on about this phone but I won't .

On to the nexttttt !

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

The BEST in the WORLD ! :)

Omg .
On my way to sonic for a banana split .
I love their splits .
If you wanna get me in bed with you , just buy me one . Lmao . I'm kidding .
But.  .  .

On to the nextttt !

Gucci !

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on to the next one, more fish in the sea ; bitches are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin' !

Oh so true !
:)

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Out of the vault .

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Wowww , this is an oldie but goodie . 
I took this picture three days before my 16th birthday . Lmao .
I like it . And before you ask , yesss the Louis V . scarf is real . $278 .46 to be exact . Try shopping on Rodeo it'll change your life . 
Lmao . Look at my lips . Hehe . Just wanna kiss em huh ? Ohh I know . 

On to the nextttt !
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$$$ on my mind ; fck a nigga thoughts .

How you doing ?!

Ok , ok . I know I'm not the first or last person to say this , but I think Wendy Williams is a man . She say that ' how you doin ? ' just a little too deep for me . 
Don't get me wrong she is a pretty woMAN . But I think she should do something about that deep ass voice .
She needs to do something Micheal Jackson did . Cause he had a HIGH pitched voice .
Lmfao . 
I'm not really attacking her , I'm just saying can we get something done about that .
Ohh yeah , I was a little upset about her calling my husband a virus . Yeahhh , she called Lil Wanye a virus .
Oh well . 

On to the nexttttt !

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Lmfao ; rotflmao ; lol ; omfg !

The funniest text message convo I have ever had :  

me :  Please , would be greatly appreciated . 
I want some grilled chicken . 
Cock - a - doodle - do . 
Waitttt , that's a rooster .
 
Taylorrr : Girl u better grill u some chicken den.
Or rooster.
Prolly taste tha same :/
So like, how do chickens have sex ?

me :  They don't .
They produce eggs by themselves .

Taylorrr : Ew . How weird is that . I didn't know that.
 <&__STUPIDcupid>

me : Just like any other bird .

Taylorrr : Aw. So what do male birds even do ?
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : Just there to be assholes .

Taylorrr : Ew how do whales have sex ?
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : Male whales release sperm into the water and as the female lays her eggs the sperm fertilizes the eggs and walahhh you get baby whales .

Taylorrr : Haha . Ew .
I wanna release my eggs somewhere & have baby whales.
Not really.
It'd be cool though .
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : Lmao .

Taylorrr : How do cows have sex ?
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me :  Like humans . 
Well like dogs . 
If you didn't know a cow has a 14 foot , give or take a few feet , penis . So yeah walahhhh you bore a heffer . 

Taylorrr : Haha . Ewwwwwww . 
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : Lmao . It's a part of their lives .

Taylorrr : Well Idk abt u but i wouldnt want a fourteen foot penis anywhere in my life. But thats just me! Can't speak for tha cows.
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : I agree .

Taylorrr : Can u imagine? 
thats a really big penis.
Lmao that can be a pick up line.
"ay baby, wanna make a heffer?"
haha.
Get it ?
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : Lmao . Too stupid . You mental .

Taylorrr : Lmfao.
I know.
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : ' aye baby , you wanna see my 14 foot friend ? '
Lmfao .

Taylorrr : "Baby they call me lil Borden, wanna guess why :)?" <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me :  Lmao .
' I got a whole stock yard of kids baby , wanna see why ? ' 

Taylorrr : Shitchea.
Gah sometimes I wish I had a penis so I culd say this stuff.
 <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me : Lmao . Me too . 

This conversation went on and on . 
From rats to beavers to racoons .
Lmao . Ily taylorrr .

And I quote . . .

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' if amazin was a younq bitchh , id be qoin to jail because im fuckin amazin . '

I'm backkkkk . . .

Been gone for a minute , now I'm back with the jump off .
I been had this blogspot , I just hadn't been on as much .
I deleted my other posts , cause I wanted to start over .

In the future I plan on doing video blogs [ vlogs ] .
Just gimme time .

:) .

On to the nexttttt !