Lmfao ; rotflmao ; lol ; omfg !

The funniest text message convo I have ever had :  

me :  Please , would be greatly appreciated . 
I want some grilled chicken . 
Cock - a - doodle - do . 
Waitttt , that's a rooster .
 
Taylorrr : Girl u better grill u some chicken den.
Or rooster.
Prolly taste tha same :/
So like, how do chickens have sex ?

me :  They don't .
They produce eggs by themselves .

Taylorrr : Ew . How weird is that . I didn't know that.
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me : Just like any other bird .

Taylorrr : Aw. So what do male birds even do ?
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me : Just there to be assholes .

Taylorrr : Ew how do whales have sex ?
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me : Male whales release sperm into the water and as the female lays her eggs the sperm fertilizes the eggs and walahhh you get baby whales .

Taylorrr : Haha . Ew .
I wanna release my eggs somewhere & have baby whales.
Not really.
It'd be cool though .
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me : Lmao .

Taylorrr : How do cows have sex ?
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me :  Like humans . 
Well like dogs . 
If you didn't know a cow has a 14 foot , give or take a few feet , penis . So yeah walahhhh you bore a heffer . 

Taylorrr : Haha . Ewwwwwww . 
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me : Lmao . It's a part of their lives .

Taylorrr : Well Idk abt u but i wouldnt want a fourteen foot penis anywhere in my life. But thats just me! Can't speak for tha cows.
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me : I agree .

Taylorrr : Can u imagine? 
thats a really big penis.
Lmao that can be a pick up line.
"ay baby, wanna make a heffer?"
haha.
Get it ?
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me : Lmao . Too stupid . You mental .

Taylorrr : Lmfao.
I know.
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me : ' aye baby , you wanna see my 14 foot friend ? '
Lmfao .

Taylorrr : "Baby they call me lil Borden, wanna guess why :)?" <&__STUPIDcupid*>

me :  Lmao .
' I got a whole stock yard of kids baby , wanna see why ? ' 

Taylorrr : Shitchea.
Gah sometimes I wish I had a penis so I culd say this stuff.
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me : Lmao . Me too . 

This conversation went on and on . 
From rats to beavers to racoons .
Lmao . Ily taylorrr .

And I quote . . .

' if amazin was a younq bitchh , id be qoin to jail because im fuckin amazin . '

I'm backkkkk . . .

Been gone for a minute , now I'm back with the jump off .
I been had this blogspot , I just hadn't been on as much .
I deleted my other posts , cause I wanted to start over .

In the future I plan on doing video blogs [ vlogs ] .
Just gimme time .

:) .

On to the nexttttt !